2012 Preview - Men's Open Wingers/Coach
19:55 1/08/2012 Prepared by Eagle Eye (aka Eagle Eye)
Eagle Eye is over in London covering the Olympic Games for the BBC, but that has not prevented the all important Season Preview from arriving in the Eagles TFC mailbox. This is the first part of the 2012 Mens Open Season Preview trilogy... Better than the Shades of Grey trilogy??? Probably...
Jake LAWS: His greatest asset is his discipline, Lawesy is the king of the defensive read and will be entrusted with saving a million tries this season.. Has been talked about as having a short temper and it is quite possible that at some stage during this season, Lawesy will threaten to punch you in the face.. Rest assured, he doesnt mean it (I think) and is a big cuddly bear inside.. Keeps the crowd on there toes when he takes his customary intercept and gets the legs pumping, however is more often than not caught by halfway..
Cam BOYD: Oh Boydy, where do we start.. Brings an edge of maturity to our playing roster this year and has swapped the yellow of yaks for the gold of eagles.. An engagement in the off season has boydy counting the $$$$ to make sure he can give his bride the wedding she desires, so he will be under close watch by tournament administration and any inkling of spot fixing during the season will be heavily frowned upon.. A tall man with a big heart, he will run all day and give his all for the team.. Has been told by the soon to be father-in-law that if he does not score from at least one slidey then he is not fit to marry into the Giarola family so as the season progresses this may play on the big bird's psychie..
Adam BLOCH: A quiet, reserved, timid type, Blochy enjoys a quiet wine and an open fire.. Back for a second season in the blue and gold of eagles TFC, the recent emergence of emphysema and a cough rivalled only by a pack of fur seals has Blochy in poor health for the season opener but rest assured he will be giving 110%.. in the slightly censored words of Bloch himself, "if you f***ers dont 'get up' when your f***en told to 'get up' then expect a size 10.5 bright yellow Blade Sniper wedged sidewards up your a**c**ck.. Has hamstrings that are as tight as a fish's a***ole.. Has a broken middle finger which resembles a hook thanks to Jacksy (I have heard the chicks love it).. Has a body part that can play sweet, sweet music.. In fact, Blochy has been asked to join a travelling brass band to accompany the trumpet section however this should not affect the upcoming friday night season..
John BEESLEY (coach): Strengths = touch football coaching, cooking and cow tit pulling.. Weakness = photos of food on facebook.. John is a man of immense touch football knowledge which stems back to his days with the Benalla Boys TFC in the Goulburn Mens A Grade competition.. A coach who does not tolerate ill discipline from his players and will ensure all t's are crossed and i's are dotted, Beeso has already been sighted demonstrating the 'get it down & get it back' touch manouvre to his 6 month old son Curtis.. Ask and you shall receive with this coach.. Can cook a mean pesto pasta and has the world's coolest dog..
EAGLE EYE 2012