"Pube" and "Turtle" have a serious looking discussion at Lalbert Round 1.

What could they be saying to each other?

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Entry # 1

Luke says "Yeah, you're taller, but my muscles are way bigger"

Entry # 2

Pube:     "Hey Turtle.......why have you got a massive goldfish tattooed on your arm? "

Turtle:    "It's a Koi fish Pube.... it's Japanese".

Pube:      "Exactly.  Why have you got  a massive goldfish tattooed on your arm?"

Entry No. 3

Pube:                "Why is my head itchy, Turtle?"

Turtle:                "Coz you have crabs Pube"

Pube:                 "Like Lossa?"

Turtle:                "Just like the great man!"

Entry No 4

Pube:         "I didn't make the Common Man calendar"

Turtle:        "It's okay little man, Lossa and I did.  We look hot.  Especially with my tough stickers".