Coota appears to have found himself in a compromising position during the Tooleybuc game.

Do you think these two are actually saying something here?

email what you think they are saying to balfc@iinet.net.au to enter the competition

Entry #1:

"My mum warned me about people like you. "

Entry #2:

"If you want a ride home, get the bus! "

Entry #3

"They warned me when I started playing footy NOT to drop the soap in the shower, but bloody hell mate, this is going toooooooooo far!"

Entry # 4

Tooleybuc player:   My  coach instructed told me before the game that if I got close enough to Coota to give him one" 

Coota:     "I don't think this is exactly what he had in mind."