Slow, lumbering 'hulk' of a half man, half heifer cow who made his mark, or cow print, due more to his longevity than to any remarkable achievement. Major achievement to virtually Single-handedly raise huge amounts of sales proceeds through a long and sustained period of Pie and Soft Drink consumption. Only consumes the 'hallowed brew' when Premierships are won and in the process is liable to decapitate close proximity committeemen with hurled VB projectile. Loves the club unconditionally and all that pass through it's doors, although getting through himself is quite an ordeal these days.
Last Modified on 24/09/2009 14:59