Where were you born?
Auckland
Do you have a nickname?
Ham sandwiches, carrot top, tomato sauce, freckle fart from Kmart, titties, ginger pubes, G.P, geeps, fish, nemo, big red, the bid red sheriff, the red wizard and the self imposed Swanny
If you had to come up with a nickname for a Bulldogs player, who and what would it be?
Wayne Sullivan - Lt Dan, because he ain't got no legs either
Where did you play your first game of footy?
War Memorial Park
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with and why?
Zak - there is only so many stories about 10 goal games that I can take.
Who is the funniest Bulldog?
Jarrod ' Mr Footy Trip' Quinn
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine? Book
Cat's Cradle, Animal Farm, Art of War, Mastery, Economic Facts and Fallacies....many more Movie(s) - Seventh Seal, Seven Samauri, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, Star Wars Series, Dances with Wolves, The Departed....too many to name Vine - Watermelon
Best/Worst Footballing moment?
Spray I gave Courty early this year
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative?
If one of the doggies wanting to be subjected to my sister it would be a toss up between Brad 'Monster' Mavor and Garrett'Never Shuts Up' Beck
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique?
Kyle 'Wazza' Smith
Do you play any other Sports?
Squash & Kickboxing
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance?
Delano -(Dean Cameron) Pet name, tried to grow a beard to be just like him.
Would you turn vegan for a season if it meant winning the premiership?
No
Best/worst joke you’ve heard?
Richmond Football Club
Best/worst Dance move?
The one, the only....Jumping Man
Have you played for any previous Clubs?
Waitakere Magpies, Western Crows
If you had to have a Bulldogs player kick for goal from fifteen out to save your life, who would it be?
Jamie ' Grandpa' Exeter
If you could choose between a private footy lesson from Patrick Dangerfield or a night with Miranda Kerr, what would be the first thing you’d ask Danger to help you with?
Take a seat Danger I'm going to teach you how to spoil; 1)make a fist 2)clench it tight 3)swing violently in the general direction of the ball 4)Strut away like a boss regardless of whether you get the ball or gave away a free for high contact or chopping the arms
Favourite quote or line?
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have?
Glass, Keg pump and a Keg of Guinness (meal, hydration & alcohol all in one)