Where were you born?
Manukau, South Auckland
Do you have a nickname?
Timmy, Timbo, Timoti, Tito, Tonto, Sternum, Sterno, Whippet
If you had to come up with a nickname for a Bulldogs player, who and what would it be?
Wayne Sullivan: Scully
Where did you play your first game of footy?
Westminster Park
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with and why?
Harambe. I have young children and he’s no good with kids.
Who is the funniest Bulldog?
The gingers are all equally funny (to look at).
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine? Movie:
Frozen
Best/Worst Footballing moment?
Worst: Watching the West Coast Eagles get demolished in the 2015 AFL Grand Final
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative?
Good luck to anyone who wants to date my sisters
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique?
Me
Do you play any other Sports?
Have played cricket, touch, union and run a handful of half marathons (slowly)
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance?
Not that I know of
Would you turn vegan for a season if it meant winning the premiership?
I’d give it a go but probably fail miserably
Best/worst joke you’ve heard?
What’s brown and sticky? A stick
Best/worst Dance move?
Dance move? Didn’t know footy players danced?
Have you played for any previous Clubs?
No
If you had to have a Bulldogs player kick for goal from fifteen out to save your life, who would it be?
Stevo (Dale Stevenson). But I’d make sure I had my will in order.
If you could choose between a private footy lesson from Patrick Dangerfield or a night with Miranda Kerr, what would be the first thing you’d ask Danger to help you with?
Kicking a footy.
Favourite quote or line?
Bulldogs on 1, 2, 3.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have?
To guarantee my survival I’d want to have MacGyver, Dora the Explorer and Bear Grylls