What's next?

Manager

Michael Searl: (Gold Coaster, Fevalenko clone: grumpy, and thrives on sour grapes)

Backs:

Billy Slater

Barry Hall

*Matt Fife

(Been playing Full Back for a while now)

(Captain control, older wiser head)

Half Backs:

Julia Gillard

Sam Stosur

Karmichael Hunt

(can hold down several positions simultaneously)

(Gold Coaster, great ball toss)

(Takes big goose steps)

Centres:

Tiger Woods

Stephanie Rice

Ian Roberts

(limited left side skills but good in the rough)

(Racy, takes a good shower, can play downfield)

(can kick both ways)

Half Forwards:

David Beckham

*Darrin Stewart

Liz Ellis

(played with Victoria)

(good upfront, looks good in boots)

Forwards:

Mark Viduka

*Korey Fulton

Israel Fulau

(strikes a pose, has played for the maggies)

(because, because, because)

Rucks:

Spida

*Jesse Derrick

*Dane Zorko

(he’s available and speaks English)

Interchange:

Polytech high performance swim togs

Michael Jackson

Amy Winehouse

(better than drugs)

(thriller who has kicked a bucket load)

(would lead rehab and club song)