Age: 18
Preferred Position: On the ground
Attributes: my manliness
Things I Hate:
Favorite Drink: Jack Daniels
Favorite Food: Chicken Parma
Girlfriend / Wife: Yet to be decided
Occupation: Apprentice bricklayer
Player Sponsor: Anyone willing?
Nick Name: Parzie
Previous Clubs: Monty Juniors
Best Footy Moment: Not around long enough for a story yet
Age: 17
Preferred Position: On the ball
Attributes: Aggression (is that a surprise?)
Things I Hate: Thinking
Favorite Drink: Not allowed by law to drink, but if I could I am sure I would like Wild Turkey
Favorite Food: Gnocchi Carbonara
Girlfriend / Wife: I have dreams of Jessica Alba
Occupation: Apprentice Plasterer
Player Sponsor: Please be my sponsor
Nick Name: Attsy
Best Footy Moment: My first senior club Mr Monty function
Age: 27
Preferred Position: Rover
Attributes: Being Hairy
Things I Hate: Andrew Owen
Favorite Drink: Chocolate Milkshakes
Favorite Food: Schnitzels
Girlfriend / Wife: Brooke
Occupation: 2007 Teacher of the year
Player Sponsor: Taking Bids now
Nick Name: Wooly, Fluffy, Watto
Previous Clubs: Monty Juniors / Metro / Dome
Best Footy Moment: Dropping the "F" bomb at the MCG after winning the Herald-Sun Shield Grand Final. Don't know what everyone's F*@%ing problem was!
Age: 19
Preferred Position: Wing
Attributes: All my skills
Things I Hate: Moorey's Hair do
Favorite Drink: Water
Favorite Food: Pasta
Girlfriend / Wife: Single
Occupation: Personal Trainer
Player Sponsor: Timmy Watson
Nick Name: Lance / Juddy
Previous Clubs: St Mary's
Best Footy Moment: Liam Hunt (the glove) making the senior team
Age: 21
Preferred Position: Half Back Flank
Attributes: Curly hair- Good looks
Things I Hate: Nothing- I'm a lover not a hater
Favorite Drink: Boags
Favorite Food: Steak
Girlfriend / Wife: Gabriel
Occupation: Student/ concierge
Player Sponsor: Vitality National
Nick Name: Flo
Previous Clubs: Woodville West Torrens / Northern Bullants
Best Footy Moment: Playing in the Tee Wee Islands in the NT and being the only player to wear boots. In the same game the goal umpire was stabbed with a spear by a spectator not happy with the call
Preferred Position: Forward pocket / centre
Attributes: attack at the ball
Things I Hate: Losing
Favorite Drink: Beer
Girlfriend / Wife: Jessica
Occupation: Landscaper
Player Sponsor: Graham Smith
Nick Name: Drewy / Smiddy
Best Footy Moment: Woody breaking his hand when another player threw his head at Woody's fist
Age: 36
Attributes: Long raking kick on both sides
Things I Hate: Sabby's jokes
Favorite Drink: Jim Beam
Favorite Food: Anything Kylie cooks
Girlfriend / Wife: Kylie
Occupation: Carpenter
Player Sponsor: Darren Boulton
Nick Name: Pep/ Sven
Best Footy Moment: Wake Days
Preferred Position: Centre
Attributes: My shiny yellow boots
Things I Hate: Dale
Favorite Drink: Not allowed to drink but if I did, Jim Beam
Favorite Food: Thursdays Pizza at the club
Girlfriend / Wife: I dream of Jennifer Hawkins
Occupation: Apprentice carpenter
Player Sponsor: Please sponsor me!
Nick Name: Matty
Best Footy Moment: Showers after a game
Preferred Position: Backline
Attributes: Strength
Things I Hate: The Slime
Favorite Drink: Big M
Favorite Food: Pizza
Occupation: Student / Landscaper
Player Sponsor: Lifestyle Constructions
Nick Name: Brady
Best Footy Moment: Playing on Jason Akermanis' younger brother
Preferred Position: CHF
Attributes: My good nature
Things I Hate: Terrorists
Favorite Drink: Pineapple Juice
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Girlfriend / Wife: Alison
Occupation: Logistics-Materials Expeditor
Nick Name: Quze
Previous Clubs: Monty Juniors / Richmond Reserves/ Northern Bullants
Best Footy Moment: After being concussed, I remember lying on the ground thinking I was sleeping and when the trainers came to check on me I said " 5 more minutes and then I'll get up"
Preferred Position: Rover / Forward line / Standing at bar
Attributes: Chunky Eyebrow / Skill / Vision / Pace
Things I Hate: Stale beer / Stale bread / Losing / Shannon
Favorite Drink: Victoria bitter and Mount Franklin Water
Favorite Food: The 100's & 1000's on fairy bread
Occupation: Apprentice carpenter / But I want to be a model or an actor
Player Sponsor: Shannon Overson
Nick Name: Moulas, Mouli, Ferret, Freak, Lethal Leigh
Best Footy Moment: Footy trip moments that will stay secret unless you ask me! Winning the game single handed against Lower Plenty when I had a 6 goal second half. Drinking after my game and abusing the senior side from the boundary lins and blaming Shannon
Preferred Position: Doggy
Attributes: Massive ding dong
Things I Hate: Racism
Favorite Drink: Gatorade
Favorite Food: Scotch Fillet
Girlfriend / Wife: Amelia
Occupation: Personal Trainer / Myotherapist
Player Sponsor: Dee Sutherland
Nick Name: Curtly
Previous Clubs: Mayne Tigers, Old Paradians
Funniest / Best footy Story: Doing an easy 16km run on a 38 degree day after checking in @ 5:30 am the night before on the footy camp
Age: 26
Preferred Position: Half Back / Middle
Attributes: Great Kick / Strong Hands
Things I Hate: Training & Alan Hoffman
Favorite Drink: Beer & Bourbon
Girlfriend / Wife: Permanently Single
Player Sponsor: The Pig
Nick Name: Pep
Previous Clubs: Montmorency Juniors
Preferred Position: Half Back Flank / Centre
Attributes: Hardness
Favorite Drink: Carlton Draught
Occupation: Engine reconditioner
Nick Name: Clino
Best Footy Moment:
Preferred Position: Ruck Rover
Attributes: Football Brain
Things I Hate: Addison's Hair cut
Favorite Drink: Slurpee
Favorite Food: Carbonara
Girlfriend / Wife: Brigid
Occupation: Student
Player Sponsor: Shane Woodhouse
Nick Name: Panel / Vanny
Age: 31
Preferred Position: Full Forward
Attributes: Current Mr Monty / Speed / Fitness
Things I Hate: Full Backs
Favorite Drink: Beer / Bourbon
Favorite Food: Too many to name
Girlfriend / Wife: No Comment
Occupation: Sales Rep
Player Sponsor: Still Looking
Nick Name: Plugger
Previous Clubs: Hurstbridge / Templestowe / Wynnum
Best Footy Moment: Playing at Diamo and one of the young boundary umpires had a severe case of the runs and had to leave the field with it literally running down his legs
Preferred Position: Forward line
Things I Hate: The Bear Cave
Favorite Drink: Underage, never had a drink in my life, Think I would like Platinum Extra Dry
Nick Name: Deacs
Preferred Position: CHB / Full Forward
Attributes: Play like Buddy "The King"
Things I Hate: Bad Comments
Girlfriend / Wife: Wish it was Jennifer Hawkins
Occupation: Food & Beverage
Nick Name: Coley
Previous Clubs:
Age: 23
Preferred Position: CHB
Attributes: Head / Shoulders / Knees / Toes
Things I Hate: Arrogant People
Favorite Food: Saturated fatty foods
Girlfriend / Wife: Bron
Player Sponsor: PLEASE SPONSOR ME
Nick Name: Finno
Previous Clubs: Wangaratta / Port Melb / Adelaide / Geelong
Best Footy Moment: Getting 3 umpires votes in game I didn't even play in
Preferred Position: Back Pocket
Attributes: discipline
Things I Hate: Matt Reinke
Girlfriend / Wife: single
Player Sponsor: anyone willing?
Nick Name:
Preferred Position: Point Guard / Left Out Field
Attributes: My Confidence
Things I Hate: Anything to do with Tim Moulas
Favorite Drink: Yagermeister
Favorite Food: Servo Food
Girlfriend / Wife: I have dreams of me being Tommy with Pammy
Player Sponsor: Kiel Vann
Nick Name: Woody
Best Footy Moment: Thinking I could knock our president over only for him to end up with his knee on my chest making me say sorry
Preferred Position: Half Forward
Attributes: Good Looks / Good Bloke / Manliness
Things I Hate: Moulas / Non - Alcoholic Beer / Carnies
Girlfriend / Wife: Natalie
Occupation: Labourer
Player Sponsor: GT Bricklaying
Nick Name: Shaga
Best Footy Moment: Tim Moulas's comments at every senior game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNPJb0Gv-bw
Age: 24
Attributes: Long Kick & Good Bloke
Things I Hate: People that don't say thankyou
Favorite Drink: Tooheys extra dry
Favorite Food: Potato cakes
Girlfriend / Wife: Lauren
Occupation: Work with disabled
Player Sponsor: Eric Barclay
Nick Name: Gutto
Previous Clubs: Montmorency Juniors, Northern Bullants
Funniest / Best footy Story: When a so called star player shit himself on the field
Preferred Position: Centre Half Forward / Full Forward
Attributes: Fitness, Goal Kicking
Things I Hate: Moorey's Hair
Favorite Drink: Mt Franklin Water, When I'm 18 it will be Carlton Draught
Girlfriend / Wife: I'm Not Stupid
Player Sponsor: Buckingham & Co Real Estate
Nick Name: Bucks, Bucky
Previous Clubs: Monty Juniors / First XVIII Ivanhoe Grammar
Best Footy Moment: Seeing Tim Moulas' hairy back and chest in the showers after the game
Age: 20
Attributes: Yao Ming Lookalike
Favorite Drink: Cointreau
Favorite Food: Body Chocolate
Girlfriend / Wife: Sarah
Occupation: Accountant
Player Sponsor: Kerko
Nick Name: Yao Ming
Previous Clubs: Eltham /Monty Juniors
Preferred Position: FULL BACK
Attributes: BIG ENOUGH FOR FULLBACK
Things I Hate: Guys that drink chick drinks
Favorite Drink: Coke
Favorite Food: Anything Italian
Girlfriend / Wife: Silly having a girlfriend while this young
Nick Name: Sicko
Previous Clubs: Banyule AFC / Monty Juniors
Best Footy Moment: Whole season of U/17 under coaching of Bruce Higgins...Oh what good times!
Attributes: Beer Gut, Agility
Things I Hate: Captain of the 19's
Favorite Food: Everything
Girlfriend / Wife:
Occupation: Government Apprentice
Nick Name: Statue / Rock
Best Footy Moment: Addison's haircut
Preferred Position: CENTRE
Attributes: Right Foot / Get to play with Hayes every week
Things I Hate: Training in the cold
Favorite Food: Lasagna / Butter Chicken
Occupation: Wearing navy Blue for the government
Nick Name: Sagey
Previous Clubs: Euroa / Preston
Best Footy Moment: Footy trips and any time out with Scott Grainger and Adam McBrien in the old days at Preston
Preferred Position: Centre Half Forward or just nearest the bar
Attributes: Being Tight, Tight Jumper, tight shorts, tight skills
Things I Hate: Poor ball delivery and limp straight hair
Favorite Drink: VB
Favorite Food: anything I can have with VB
Girlfriend / Wife: Single till I meet a girl with better hair
Occupation: Pizza man
Player Sponsor: need one
Nick Name: Moorey
Previous Clubs: St Marys GJFC
Funniest / Best footy Story: Moulas' abusive insults after the
game, and basically anything Addo ever says
Age: 25
Preferred Position: Mid Field
Attributes: I call a spade a spade
Things I Hate: Short Wooley pests that teach kids in catholic schools
Favorite Drink: Victoria bitter
Favorite Food: anything cooked for me / Indian or Mexican
Girlfriend / Wife: Jen
Occupation: Stainless welder
Player Sponsor: Sharon & (Unfortunately) Mick Naughton
Nick Name: Owzi - "Roy" to the older blokes - "Angry" to the oldest bloke
Previous Clubs: St Mary's Juniors / Monty Juniors
Best Footy Moment: Against Epping this year, Andrew Pepyat took the ball out on the wing infront of all our supporters, an Epping player ran past and gently tapped him on the back and Pep went down like he'd been shot!
Attributes: Have None
Things I Hate: Nothing
Favorite Food: Maccas
Player Sponsor: P & A French Plumbing
Nick Name: Toast
Preferred Position: Forward Pocket
Attributes: Good Hands
Favorite Food: Hamburgers
Girlfriend / Wife: I have dreams about Jessica Alba
Best Footy Moment: Umpire starting game without us on the field
Preferred Position: Wing/ On ball / Doggy
Attributes: Kicking / running / good bloke / 11.5 inches
Things I Hate: Collingwood / Mushrooms
Favorite Drink: Lemon Lime Gatorade / Solo
Favorite Food: Sea food
Girlfriend / Wife: Belinda
Occupation: Diesel Mechanic
Player Sponsor: Dysons Bus Service
Nick Name: Gutto / BOG (Brother of Gutto)
Previous Clubs: Banyule
Preferred Position: In the senior side
Attributes: bedroom activities
Things I Hate: A sober beersy
Favorite Food: Hungry Jacks
Girlfriend / Wife: Sally
Player Sponsor: I Need A Sponsor
Nick Name: Pee Wee
Previous Clubs: South Morang
Best Footy Moment: Ran through someone's legs and kick a goal in under 11's
Preferred Position: Back Flank
Attributes: Winning B&F's
Things I Hate: Getting up early/ hangovers
Occupation: Buyer
Nick Name: Tidy
Previous Clubs: University Blues
Preferred Position: UP FORWARD / MISSIONARY
Attributes: GOOD TALKER / MY HAIR
Things I Hate: Not much I am a good Catholic boy
Favorite Food: McFlurry's
Girlfriend / Wife: Ridiculously single
Player Sponsor: Choice Property Care
Nick Name: Hayesey
Previous Clubs: St Damiens JFC / Craigieburn / Old Paradians
Preferred Position: Half Back
Attributes: Strength over the pill
Things I Hate: Traffic
Favorite Drink: Macca's coke on a hang over
Favorite Food: Chicken Parma & chips
Girlfriend / Wife: I want Jennifer Hawkins
Occupation: Surveyor
Player Sponsor: Bob Loney
Nick Name: Loney / Lonestar
Previous Clubs: Old Paradians
Best Footy Moment: Too many stories just to refer to one
Preferred Position: Half forward
Attributes: 10 inches
Things I Hate: Italian soccer players going the dive
Favorite Drink: Boags Premium
Favorite Food: Indian / Vietnamese
Girlfriend / Wife: Kara
Occupation: Electrician
Player Sponsor: Fast Heat
Nick Name: Dizzy
Previous Clubs: Monty through and through
Best Footy Moment: Sabby's short stint at Ivanhoe
Preferred Position: Anywhere on the ground
Attributes: Punching the ball
Things I Hate: Pirates
Favorite Drink: Red Wine
Favorite Food: Meat Pies
Nick Name: Gatesey / Billy
Previous Clubs: Eltham
Best Footy Moment: Celotti and his infamous grounds keeper Willy episode
Attributes: Fitness
Things I Hate: Bad Drivers
Favorite Food: Thai Green Curry
Girlfriend / Wife: Jayde
Occupation: Product designer (FORD)
Player Sponsor: Graeme Beard- Styles Factory
Nick Name: Bomber
Previous Clubs: Hurstbridge
Preferred Position: Doggy style
Attributes: Defensive skills
Things I Hate: Greensborough FC
Favorite Food: Frozen Jim Beam
Occupation: Bar tender
Player Sponsor: still looking
Nick Name: Chizz, Huntsman, Glove, Monkey, Mike
Best Footy Moment: I chased the Boundary umpire by accident because I thought he was my opponent
Attributes: Nice Bloke / Nice Guns
Player Sponsor: Cesari
Nick Name: Puddin
Best Footy Moment: Celotti being locked up in QLD, Celotti hiring a limo at 4am, Celotti being chased back to our hotel. In fact I love most things Celotti
Attributes: Red Hair
Things I Hate: Winter
Occupation: Plumber
Nick Name: Renas
Preferred Position: On The Ground
Attributes: Handsome Looks
Things I Hate: Players not being committed / Kiel's red hair
Favorite Drink: Tap Water
Favorite Food: Anything Italian / Mum's cooking
Nick Name: Addo / Adsy
Previous Clubs: Greensborough juniors / Carlton
Best Footy Moment: Too many to say
Preferred Position: Full Back
Attributes: Long Flowing Locks
Things I Hate: Getting knocked back
Player Sponsor: Troy Barnett
Nick Name: Sabby / Horse
Previous Clubs: Old Paradians / Ivanhoe FC
Best Footy Moment: Watch an ex team mate eat things that even Jackass the movie wouldn't do
Attributes: Good Personality
Things I Hate: Being stuck behind Learner Driver
Favorite Drink: Vodka
Occupation: Apprentice Carpenter
Nick Name: Chrissy
Preferred Position: Bench
Attributes: "sleeping" on the field
Things I Hate: Away games
Favorite Drink: beer from my pewter mug
Favorite Food: Seafood
Girlfriend / Wife: will be forever single
Occupation: serial pest
Player Sponsor: Anyone? Please sponsor me
Nick Name: Pig
Previous Clubs: Marcellin
Best Footy Moment: Too many footy trips to name 1, but being on a first name basis with the ambo's that come to our ground is a good thing
Preferred Position: Wing / Rover
Things I Hate: Early Mornings
Favorite Drink: Bundaberg Rum
Favorite Food: KFC
Girlfriend / Wife: Sahra
Occupation: Apprentice Mechanic
Nick Name: Patty
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